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Hey There

Ok so here's a little more for you all. The name's Jess. Bi. Eats way too much food (yay consumerism) I live at home currently with my mama, and a butt tonne of dogs (and Willow the cat). I literally do nothing with my life, but I'm currently studying History, English Lit and Psychology at A level. I do alright I suppose.. Tbh I'm highly tempted to not bother and just play video games forever but hey ho. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to become a forensic psychologist. Bands, anime, video games and the significant other. OH and friends. They're all great. Except for Alif and Charli. They both suck. I mostly spend my days getting angry at people for not sorting their lives out, but I believe in cuddles and very much enjoy scatological humour. Sorry for rambling on. Head to the Navi page because Astrid the snail thinks you should.

Woes, worries and weird all welcome

  1. other elves: Welcome Brave Travellers To The Crystal Forest Citadel Of Cirianthewethiel... Rest Thy Heads Upon This Beautiful Pile Of Leaves With 10000000 Years of History And Know Peace.....
  2. dunmer: hey dickbag come fight me in this dirt hole. fuck you. i eat awful pillbug ooze every day and i love dying

lilttlekingtrashmouth:

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

martinwallstrom:

The gate… I opened it. I’m the monster.

sixpenceee:

This is what happens when laws become too complex.

jeniphyer:

This like them paint mixing videos…but with dangerously hot metals

the-real-seebs:

editorincreeps:

(screams into the void)

(the void pours two cups of coffee, sits down to listen)

(sobs quietly) thank you void, it has been a stressful month

hello darkness my old friend

meanplastic:

WHO WILL WIN?

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